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Reviews of Movies

“Matilda” Review

Matilda Wormwood is an brilliant and intelligent little girl. Unfortunately, her parents, Harry and Zinnia, fail to see that fact. As time passes, she finally starts school and has a kind teacher, loyal friends, and a terrifying, sadistic headmistress. As she becomes fed up with the constant cruelty, she discovers she has a special gift that she just might be able to use to outwit the unruly adults around her. I have no memory of seeing this before and when I said as such to my wife while she was endlessly scrolling through thousands of movies and television episodes. I’m...

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Reviews of Movies

“Pizza Movie” Review

A group of college students go downstairs to their dorm lobby to get a delivery pizza. There’s only one issue: They’re insanely high on a homemade drug, turning their simple journey down two sets of stairs into a mind-bendingly transformative quest. A fun drug filled adventure that takes our team of college druggies from their dorm to the far away lobby. There’s plenty of psychedelic moments, some fun body transfer moments, moments of legal peril, and a pizza delivery drone that will certainly pull at your heart strings. I lol’d several times and I’m completely sober these days, I can...

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Reviews of Movies

“The Toxic Avenger Unrated” Review

When a downtrodden janitor, Winston Gooze, is exposed to a catastrophic toxic accident, he’s transformed into a new kind of hero: The Toxic Avenger. Now, Toxie must rise from outcast to savior, taking on ruthless corporate overlords and corrupt forces who threaten his son, his friends, and his community. A surprisingly great retelling of a classic story with a modern sensibility and budget of this classically sensible and low budget movie from the 80s. I found it to be as entertaining as the original version of the story that spawned several sequels, but unfortunately I’m not sure we’re ever going...

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Reviews of Television Shows

“Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” Season 1 Review

A young group of cadets come together to pursue a common dream of hope and optimism. Under the watchful and demanding eyes of their instructors, they will discover what it takes to become Starfleet officers as they navigate blossoming friendships, explosive rivalries, first loves and a new enemy that threatens both the Academy and the Federation itself. I often thought this series was gorgeous, particularly the spaceship content, but it was still wrapped in the visual style of Star Trek: Discovery, with overly reflective floors, walls, and air. The stories were much better than Disco, but the first season was...

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Reviews of Television Shows

“Supersex” Review

Inspired by true events, this is the story of how Rocco Siffredi escaped a humble life and emerged as the world’s greatest porn star. There’s a few surprising things about this mini series, the most surprising is that it was made at all. Rocco Siffredi’s a pretty well known European adult entertainer, but I didn’t think he was big enough to warrant a Netflix mini series. It’s well enough made to be worth checking out if you’ve enjoying seeing him work, but it’s not in English, so you can choose to either read some subtitles or enjoy the dubbed version,...

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Blog / Pictures

Cats on boxes and forgotten flowers

Odo enjoying a large box.  A huge box.  What’s in the box? diapers and wipes! A year or two ago I bought my wife some flowers, then when we were done enjoying them inside I planted them outside.  They came back!  I had hopes this would happen, but really didn’t have the expectation that they actually would. Not pictured here: me being as tired as a person could be.  The only person I know that’s more tired than me right now is my wife, who’s been staying at home with the kid while she uses her maternity leave.  It’s unfortunate...

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Reviews of Games

Urban Flow

Control the city’s streets and keep the cars moving in perfect harmony in Urban Flow. Navigate complex intersections and avoid accidents as you progress through increasingly challenging levels. Play with up to four players in local co-op mode for added fun with family and friends. I thought this was going to be a chill game to play when winding down from my day, but it is one of the most stressful and complicated games I’ve ever laid my eyes on. The concept itself is simple, you’re a traffic controller for cities of varying size, but the implementation is crazy enough...

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Reviews of Games

Sexy Mystic Survivors

Roguelite bullet-hell combat meets sexy anime action in Sexy Mystic Survivors, as you rise to the occasion to help gorgeous heroines destroy countless invading monsters. Plan your builds, upgrade heroines, and survive against the clock. Keep the heroines alive and they’ll be sure to reward you! A rather decent bullet hell game with some rather NSFW trappings, the game itself doesn’t really include any kind of content that’s all that objectionable, but it’s one of those games where a passable game level ends with scenes that are over the top NSFW animations. They’re not all that bad, but don’t fit...

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Reviews of Movies

“Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice” Review

Two gangsters and the woman they love try to survive the most dangerous night of their lives. As if that wasn’t enough, there’s one wild ingredient added to the mix: a time machine. A rather fun adventure in time travel, as experience by a mob guy who unwittingly sends himself back in time to stop a murder. Everyone seems to be having fun with the settings and script and the 2 hour run time goes quickly. Buy On Amazon!

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Reviews of Movies

“The Amateur” Review

After his life is turned upside down when his wife is killed in a London terrorist attack, a brilliant but introverted CIA decoder takes matters into his own hands when his supervisors refuse to take action. A spy craft movie like many others, with the significant and interesting twist that our main spy character really has no clue what he’s doing and it’s play seriously throughout the entire flick. There’s been humorous versions of this like Get Smart or Austin Powers, but this is the first in my recent memory where there’s a matter of vengeance to be settled, the...