Author: Tiki God

Directed by Gregory Nava. With Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos, Jon Seda, Jackie Guerra. The true story of Selena Quintanilla, a Texas-born Tejano singer who rose from cult status to performing at the Astrodome, as well as having chart topping albums on the Latin music charts. Selena was played by the arguably now more famous Jennifer Lopez, who I forgot is a pretty damn good actress as well. Such a shame about the end of Selena’s life. What an absolute waste. This was a good movie but man what a downer. Buy On Amazon!

Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh. With Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Samantha Mathis, Laura Harring. An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion. This is the one with Thomas Jane, which isn’t as bad as I remember it being, still feels weird. I remember living in the Tampa area when they were filming and it made the nightly news several times, the first being for some explosions that were due to go off, and another to let people know that they were going...

Directed by Burr Steers. With Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote. Five sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies. I have yet to watch this movie while sober, I think this is the third time that i’ve seen it, and yet again I was drinking…again… Anyways, I was surprised to see Lena Headly, and I was surprised at the sudden ending, but I enjoyed the entire film so much, yet again. I would thoroughly enjoy seeing more of these types of films, with classic...

Directed by Hae Young Jung, Young Kyun Park, Jhonen Vasquez. With Richard Steven Horvitz, Rikki Simons, Andy Berman, Melissa Fahn. ZIM discovers his almighty leaders never had any intention of coming to Earth and he loses confidence in himself for the first time in his life, which is the big break his human nemesis, Dib has been waiting for. A while ago I went back to re-watch some Invader Zim and I just could not do it. For whatever reason, I just couldn’t get back into the show, either it hadn’t aged well, or I had aged too much. Luckly,...

Directed by Niki Caro. With Yifei Liu, Donnie Yen, Li Gong, Jet Li. A young Chinese maiden disguises herself as a male warrior in order to save her father. Distinctly in the “this didn’t need to be made” category, as well as the “this is obviously made for an audience that isn’t me” category as well. The camera angles, storylines, and special effects feel more like a Chinese made movie than any other Disney movie I’ve seen, and actually reminds a whole bunch of a Netflix series named “Ice Fantasy“, for better or worse. There’s a ton of justified outrage...