F9: The Fast Saga

F9: The Fast Saga: Directed by Justin Lin. With Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson. Dom and the crew must take on an international terrorist who turns out to be Dom and Mia’s estranged brother.

Charlize Theron is back and her hair is killing me, it’s terrible and I don’t like it. She reminds me of the three stooges! There’s more family, family from before, family from now, future family, family that’s actually dead but we pretend they’re still alive, family to be, and family in space, all due to yet another impossibly silly mcguffin that really doesn’t survive any sort of plot inspection. There’s a ton of guest appearances here, some I expected via the trailers and other I didn’t.

I did expect coronas to show up and sure enough, they did!

I’m not sure how I feel about the franchise as it is now, there’s cars in it, but everything I truly loved about it is well gone and done with.

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Tiki God


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