The Legend of Tarzan

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Tarzan, having acclimated to life in London, is called back to his former home in the jungle to investigate the activities at a mining encampment.

I have no idea why someone thought this was a movie that should be made. I’m happy that it wasn’t a complete mess, but the basic concepts of Tarzan are just too silly for me to really wrap my head around. It’s some kind of proto superhero, raised by gorillas and seems to be able to find impossibly long vines to swing from.

Also, I’ve seen pictures of people after they try to fight chimpanzees or gorillas. There’s no possible way that he would have survived his attack in this film, none at all.

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